BY MICHAEL E VAN LANDINGHAM | JULY 17, 2009 AT 2:05 PM
Ivy Gate's favorite real-estate scion, media titan, and robber baron Jared Kushner laid claim Wednesday to the best thing Donald Trump ever produced: Ivanka Trump. That's right, he's going to unite two great New York real-estate dynasties under a chuppah. Little Ivanka herself broke the story Thursday with that newfangled Twitter doohickey:
I got engaged last night...truly the happiest day of my life!!!
Three exclamation points and an ellipses!!! That's 9.5 percent of her characters in that Tweet. A well-punctuated lady indeed. Not to be outdone, Huffington Post posted a story yesterday with similar exaltation over the union, "Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump Engaged!" Of course, what lady wouldn't be happy with a platinum 5.22 carat diamond ring selected from her own jewelry line?
Of course The Donald is happy with the union— it's more publicity for the King of Class:
Scapegoat Jared Kushner
PaPa Latch Girl IvanKa
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